Giant spiders, stinging trees and eye-snatching magpies: the world has some seriously messed up stuff in it.
From the look of the photos below, a lot of that messed up stuff hangs out in Australia. You need to check this out.
Here are 18 reasons why Australia is definitely not my first choice destination spot.
1. There are 10,000 species of Australian spiders.
Here are just a few of them to give you a better idea of what really goes on down under: